Ole Miss Football Conspiracy Theories
![Nov 29, 2014; Oxford, MS, USA; Mississippi State Bulldogs quarterback Dak Prescott (15) stiff arms Mississippi Rebels defensive back Cody Prewitt (25) during the game at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports Nov 29, 2014; Oxford, MS, USA; Mississippi State Bulldogs quarterback Dak Prescott (15) stiff arms Mississippi Rebels defensive back Cody Prewitt (25) during the game at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/1556b892058440d7a497f709e0144c7f939b78351381747de48b2ebe358f3ca9.jpg)
I’m almost out of Hot Pockets and I’m down to a half can of Red Bull. But it came to me in a dream that we were missing the big picture. So I woke up and called every source I knew. And one source who goes by the pseudonym F. Raud. It appears Mr. F. Raud has been the source to many of the people on the conspiracy site. F. Raud said we are naïve if we believe that The Network only operates on the campus of Ole Miss.
I’m about to drop a truth bomb on you. Are you ready? There have been members of The Network on the Mississippi State football team. There is nothing more deceitful than to have an enemy agent in the midst. And the Rebels have been playing by a different set of rules. The truth almost came to light when Chris Jones, who mysteriously flips to State the night before signing day, admitted that he and Hugh Freeze still talked. In my opinion, his flip was a plan set in motion by The Network to infiltrate State. But since he was outed, they had to cut ties.
But here is where the conspiracy plot thickens. Through my tireless research and my countless unnamed sources, I’m here to speculate that Dak Prescott may have been an operative of The Network. I didn’t believe it either until I convinced myself that it could possibly be true. Look at the facts, mixed in with a little speculation.
Dak Prescott went to Haughton High School in Haughton, LA. Archie Manning lives in Louisiana. An unnamed waitress at a remotely located Waffle House said that she may or may not have seen Prescott and Manning sharing a plate of smothered and covered hashbrown while discussing their plan.
The plan was comprehensive. Dak was to perform at a level that was good enough to be recruited by State but not so good that it would be unrealistic that he would attend State. In other words, he couldn’t be a five star because no one would believe a five star would go to State. It worked. He got recruited by Mullen and the plan was in place. The plan was to play very well but to never beat Ole Miss. The plan almost failed when he came in off bench in 2013 and accidently led the Bulldogs to a victory. Had Bo Wallace not fumbled the football in the endzone, the plan was going to work perfectly.
But Dak redeemed himself by never beating Ole Miss as a starter. He lost two years in a row, even on his own senior night. The plan was for Dak to make sure Hugh looked like a hero by letting him win the Egg Bowl. It wasn’t enough for Dak to lose to Ole Miss, but he had to lose while also becoming the best player in the history of Mississippi State football. Therefore, the victory for Ole Miss football was that much sweeter.
And after losing to Ole Miss, what would Dak go and do? That’s right. He would go and be a counselor at the Manning Passing Academy. Are you serious? A Mississippi State quarterback spending time with the Mannings and no one questions it?
Dak sacrificed for the cause. The Rebels need a antagonist in order to make themselves seem formidable. And he was willing to play that part. Rebel fans thank you for your loyalty, Dak. It leads you to wonder if there are other operatives planted on other teams. Is there a member of The Network in Starkville now? What other conspiracies are true? Back to the basement.
Allegedly.
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