Ole Miss football fans have seen our fair share of ups and downs since the Egg Bowl win. Now it’s recruiting season and there are some butt-hurt issues affecting other teams.
But, but, but Ole Miss football was supposed to get the ‘hammer’! Rosetroll said so! We’ve been hearing that a lot since Ole Miss football recruiting picked up a flip/commit from Matt Corral on Thursday evening. Considering Corral flipped from Florida and we’re hated by TSBU now we have two schools waddling when they walk today.
Of course, as Ole Miss football fans and knowing just how bad it bothers State College, many of us are relishing this greatly. Since Corral committed last night there have been claims of Ole Miss cheating again. Even Rosetroll is thinking of a title for his sequel to Flim-Flam. Maybe by the end of recruiting season Steve Robertson can team up with Special Eddie and they can come up with a new title. Perhaps Flip-Flop? It’s suits them both perfectly.
So why does State College want to drag Ole Miss football thru the mud? Well it has a lot to do with the 20 game swing in the Egg Bowl series. With Ole Miss having a 20 game lead and the Mutts going to all stops to try to somehow feel relevant, they are willing to do anything.
It’s really sad what the Cowtippers have allowed this rivalry to digress to. They have no reason to hate Ole Miss the way they do. I mean besides having the Egg safely back in Oxford and the 20 game lead in the series, the Rebels haven’t had much to brag about. Why worry about whom you claim as a rivalry when we only have the 60th ranked 2018 recruiting class? Miss State has the higher ranked recruiting class. It’s because they are delusional.
The Entire Problem
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Its called ‘Rebsession’. It basically boils down between who owns the Egg and nattys and which school makes the best cheese and turf. There really is no valid comparison between the records, history or the fanbase of the two state universities.
The very disparaging numbers in the series aren’t even the problem. No the real problems exist because of history and the differences in the two fan bases.
No, the real problem lies in history. Ole Miss owns the records and the history. However, right now there are sad saks from TSBU who are relishing in the major misfortune of Ole Miss football.
Yeah we have it really bad with the ‘hammer’ and the ‘death penalty’. The Crystal Ball of Rosetroll had promised the Mutt masses there would be doom and gloom for the Rebels. But, but, but the Rebels just landed the No.3 QB in the nation.
Yes we did. Why do you really believe you are at a 20 game deficit in the series? It all begins with just one player and this could be the guy who hangs at least 3 Eggs in Oxford. The quarterback only matters when there is a legacy. Of course, you really can’t say 20 losses without mentioning Ole Miss QBs who have the advantage. Ole Miss is a legacy destination.
Unfortunately there is no cure. However, there is a cream which helps with the butthurt. It’s called ‘Spin Cream’ and of course it’s used on a regular basis to help mutts feel better about themselves as a football team. It’s primarily used thru social media to misconstrued the truth and try to make Rebels feel bad about our spot as big brother. Of course, these tactics rarely have the desired effect.
The astounding part is the fact there will never be a moment where they are actually better than us. It just doesn’t happen. Oh there is the occasional Egg Bowl win or a win in another sport such as basketball or baseball, but there is seldom a moment where the mutts actually feel superior. Their role has been cast as ‘little brother’ and they know it.
Until they can honestly say they have a better football team there will continue to be mutt hurt and the never-ending use of ‘spin cream’. Regardless, they will always be ‘little brother’. Thank God they have a cream for it. Hotty Toddy!