Ole Miss Football: Cupcakes the Rebels need to blacklist

By John Gillon | Jul 20, 2017

MEMPHIS, TN - OCTOBER 17: Head Coach Justin Fuente of the Memphis Tigers shakes hands after the game with Hugh Freeze of the Ole Miss Rebels at Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium on October 17, 2015 in Memphis, Tennessee. The Tigers defeated the Rebels 37-24. (Photo by Wesley Hitt/Getty Images) /

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5. Georgia Southern

Never schedule these guys ever again, it is bad karma. Chad Kelly tore his freaking ACL playing these jerk faces. Also, they almost won the freaking game.

Georgia Southern gave us all we wanted and then some. We paid them to take an L and well they didn’t want to oblige. They even took our star quarterback down with them, the jerks!

And no, I don’t really blame them for his injury, the game was just a metaphor for our entire 2016 season. Whatever your brain could imagine going wrong would go wrong. All you had to do was close your eyes, count to ten, and then tap your heels together.

Lets not forget that Georgia Southern’s first FBS win was an upset over Florida in the swamp in 2013. They didn’t just beat Florida, they embarrassed the gators. GA Southern ran for over 400 yards and completed 0 of 3 passes. So basically, they are the polar opposites of Ole Miss.

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